There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who...1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, 3) would be good in bed.
Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. “I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you.” “Yes, but are you good in bed?” “How do you think I rang the doorbell?”
혼자 살기 이골이 난 여자가 있었다. 그래서 신문에 1)그녀를 잘 대해주고 2)그녀에게서 도망가지도 않으며, 3)침대 기술이 좋은 조건을 갖춘 남자를 찾는 광고를 실었다.
어느날 도어벨이 울려 나가보니 현관에 팔다리가 없이 휠체어를 탄 남자가 있었다. “광고에 난 것처럼 나는 팔이 없어 당신을 패지도 않고 다리가 없어 도망가지도 않아요”하고 그 남자가 말했다. 여자가 “그럼 침대에서도 잘 해 주나요?”하고 묻자, 그 남자는 “그렇지 않으면 내가 어떻게 벨을 눌렀게요?”
