Teacher: Where’s your homework?
Student: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Do you really expect me to believe that?
Student: It’s true, I had to force him, but he ate it!
선생님: 너 숙제 어디 있니?
학생: 우리집 개가 먹어버렸어요.
선생님: 선생님이 그런 핑계를 믿을 것 같니?
학생: 그건 사실이에요. 제가 비록 억지로 입에 쑤셔넣긴 했지만 먹긴 먹었단 말이에요.
